I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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