didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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