Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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