How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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