the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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