I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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