why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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