Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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