Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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