Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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