Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Randomize
