Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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