um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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