Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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