I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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