4 words: hood of his car
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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