We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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