why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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