Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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