Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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