And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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