Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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