hell yes lets make some ravioli
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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