what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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