remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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