Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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