You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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