So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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