He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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