I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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