just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You need a sexual gate keeper
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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