I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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