i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
