Its about making memories worth repressing
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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