Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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