Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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