The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
