Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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