Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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