Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
only if we run a train.
done.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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