i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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