Don't you send me to vm
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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