He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
