wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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