I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
