We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Just puked most of my soul out..
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
