Sry I called you an 8
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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