A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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