was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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