Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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