I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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