Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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