jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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