She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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