his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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